Shadows

We all have friends, don't we?  At least those of us who have lives do...  But Ashley is taking his new friendship with It girl Sasha a little too personally. 

Those of you with eyes will have seem little Ashley, so called because of his short stature, following around Sasha constantly.  When asked if they are a couple, Sasha simply blushes and Ashley smiles.  So Sasha, is this your new choice?

Allow me to be frank; he is a four foot nine yu-gi-oh club member who thinks if he watches enough Anime he will become instantly cool.  Yeah, maybe. In Japan.  Also, this Ashley doesn't seem to have any other friends, and clearly got the sympathy vote from Sasha.

Word of advice: Sasha, kick the puppy.
Yours,
xxx The Spiller xxx

Amrit, Amrit, Amrit...

There is not one reader who may be able to forget my shocking revelation about Amrit last week.  Well, I've been doing a little digging and I've hit gold. 

Looks like somebody has got a bun in the oven.  Tut, tut, tut Amrit!  Today, Amrit was overheard on the phone to Greg, holding Sasha's hand. 

"Of course it's your baby!  You've been my only..." she trailed off.  There was some angry sounds down the phone. 

"Pass him to me," Sasha demanded.  Her tone buzzed like a nest of angry bees and each word was intended to sting.  "You got my friend pregnant!  No, I'm not happy.  You wait until mum hears about this!"

And then came the crucial moment; "I don't know if she wants to abort it.  Ask her."  At this point, Amrit had to sit down.  Something tells me there is one hell of a confusion whirlwind in her head.  Tell me, Amrit, do you intend to abort?  A word of advice, a baby is easier to prevent than raise. 

Yours,
xxx The Spiller xxx

Tip-Off Time

Thank-you, my faithful reader, for leaving a comment on "Car Crash Relationship".  For all those who have not read it, it says:

"I caught Michaela staring at Chris the other day. It was in History. There was a certain longing in her eyes; lust."

Ooh Michaela, you naughty girl!  Suddenly it all makes sense.  Your mystery man is Chris, and when he started at Landhale you thought you'd keep him at arms length from Danny.  But the Ice Queen's heart started to melt after your mysterous arguement the other week, which could explain the lacklustre reponses to Danny. 

Sorry, Michaela, the first rule of casual flings is to keep them casual.  And how is Amrit by the way?
Yours,
xxxThe Spillerxxx

Trouble at the Mill

For years the uncontested bitch, I mean Queen, around Landhale has been Michaela.  Well, she now has a claimant to her crown.  Little Miss-Goody-Two-Shoes (AKA Alexandra) is currently engaging battle and is gathering an army.  We all saw the other week the Nerds and the Its having a stand off in the libary.  Today, it heated up again to a boiling point. 

Across the river from school has fast become the idealic picnic spot by the Old Silk Mill. The lazy Derwent acts as a microcosm for how we feel whilst the birds sing and the illusion of freedom from school glitters all around us.  So when the sun's rays come to visit in September when it should be hiding behind blankets of clouds, we all took advantage of the opportunty of escape.  The Nerds and the Its were relaxing, seperated by a wall of Year 13's, until the projectiles began to fly through the air.

It is not known who started the food fight first, but it is suspected that it was Michaela in a spurt of immature hatred.  What I do now is that we are supposed to be budding adults and we should begin to act like them.  Saying that, at the end of the day we are still teenagers and who knows when we'll next get to throw banana skins at Michaela again?  The food fight was not exclusive to just the Nerds and the Its, even if it started that way, and even included some of the Year 13's, who enjoy believing in their own superiority. 

Some of us even swear we saw the air between Michaela and Alexandra melt a little bit.  What is going on here?

Yours,
xxxx The Spiller xxxx

Robby; A Lesson In Love <3

It looks like little Robby isn't letting his recent rejection get in his way of love.  No, no.  He's gone out and found himself a new girl.  Come, little new girl, take centre stage.  We're all dying to get to know you. 

Robby was seen yesterday asking out Frances Newberry.  Frances is new to the college this year, from a school no one knows and a place no one has been to.  That smells like my grandma's attempts at fish pie.  She's a tall, skinny, brunette with pretty brown eyes.  Maybe you've all seen her, but I don't think anyone was looking at her face.  She is known throughout the college as 'The One With The Legs', thanks to her marvelously short skirt.  Yes, she's that girl who we all think is a sket simply because we want to look like her.  And doesn't that make her a sket?  Throw in all the sickly puppy dog eyes the boys have been giving her, and there you have it.  Since arriving at Landhale she has already broken two simpering hearts. 

And this is who Robby is who Robby is dating?  Well, Good luck Robby-Boy, your gonna need it.  Don't get eaten alive by this man-eater.  And Frances, we'll be watching you like a hawk. 

Yours,
xxx The Spiller xxx

Car Crash Relationship

We've all seen Michaela moping around college recently.  Why?  Because she's in bluesland with her love life.

Michaela and Danny recently celebrated their third anniversary , but everything appears to have gone rather flat since this year eleven, like a vodka and coke left on the side.  Cue Mystery Boy in Darley Park.  Who could this be?  I have my theories:

• Robby - They are both close
• Chris - There has to be a reason why they hate each other so much
• Greg - he's such a player

There current state as stalemates has caused the Royal Couple to hang around with each other less and less.  Just yesterday Danny was overheard asking Michaela over his house for a revival of their relationship.  Her 'animated' response had been "I've got a bloody headache!  Is that all you flaming think about?", with a little more colour in her language choice.  Go on, Michaeal, really let him know how you feel. 

Someone had better watch out.  Half the school has had their eye on Danny for awhile and would jump at the chance to be on his arm, and we all know Danny doesn't take crap from anybody.  Not to mention the current exclusion from Michaela's graces has made Danny hang out with his lads a bit more, and an interesting newbie has joined the ranks.  After Chris and Danny started talking in ICT classes, they've started to get on quite well.  Just the other day I saw Danny asking Michaela why she seemed to have such a hatred for Chris... and she couldn't give a decent response.  This is a little fishy. 

More to come,
Yours,
xxx The Spiller xxx

"Oh. My. God."

There are some times in a girls life she will always remember.  Her first kiss, her first time and the first time she hears some life altering gossip!  This is one of those times.  This is one of those moments when a girl drops everything she is holding and utters a heart felt, "Oh.  My.  God!"

Gather round people, this is jucier than the plum I ate for dinner. 

Amrit was overheard in the ladies today whispering to Sasha about a certain mistake which occurred with her friend's brother.  Sasha, a true Princess, took this with a certain amount of good grace which comes with her status, that is to say she squealed, "Oh.  My.  God!  You and my brother?"  Needless to say she was hastily shushed by a nearby Michaela.  Amrit then procedded to tell her that her period is late by about a week.  Sasha paled and asked what this meant. 

Well, little Sasha, when a girl has recently had sex and her period is late she is reduced to crying with her two friends in the girls bathroom, unaware that some people in the cubicles can still hear their drama, and worrying about a potential pregnancy.  Eventually, Sasha was informed of this knowledge and the three girls hastened to the nearest Boots store.  The results are currently unknown, but none of the girls returned to school to meet the rest of the It Crowd at the end of the day.  At the current moment, all extra-curricular social activites are on hiatus. 

Keep in touch, I will post as soon I as I know anything.

Yours,

xxxx The Spiller xxxx

While the cats away...

And finally she is back, The Spiller has fought off hordes off microbes invading her body with the help of painkillers, daytime TV and a few days seclusion. But the lessons have not stopped just because I've not been at school, I have learnt a few things. Firstly, if you insist on wearing nail varnish (and we do) for every week you wear it, it must be off for three weeks. Secondly, if a rockstar mentions the word high, he does not mean that he is A) very happy or B) in a sugar induced state of hyperactity, but actually means that he is in drug induced state of druggedness. And third times the charm, I have more gossip on Alexandra, Chris and Michaela. ;) You are going to flip.

You may think whilst I have been off I have been chilling out; wrong. I have been keeping up to date with the latest goings on. For instance, last wednesday Michaela was been caught looking a little angry with new boy, Chris. These two were down the Performing Arts Corridor having a heated discussion, one type of discussion I always want to hear about! Chris was overheard saying "You aren't the girl I thought you were." Before storming off. I wonder what that was all about? This left Michaela with a little tear in her eye. Care to Spill Michaela?

Alexandra has wasted no time in making new friends and has drafted in fellow nerds Catherine, Sarah and Rick. They were all involved in a conflict with the It Crowd. Location? Libary. It all started on Friday afternoon. Both crowds found they had frees and headed to the libary to get some work done/sit around and chat. The Nerds arrived first and claimed the coveted window table. Then in came the Its whilst Alexandra was at a bookshelf, and by the time she got back her new friends were packing up to relocated. Apparently, someone didn't come back to "tip toe around a idiotic dictatorship society". Alexandra refused to let her friends move to another table and Michaela was, momentarily, put in her place. Sasha tried to smooth things over, but Alexandra was so cold it looks like she may have frozen the friendship they used to have. When this war heats up, looks like everyone will have to run for cover.

Hope you haven't had your fill of humble pie, Micheala, there may be more to come.
Yours,xxx The Spiller xxx

Freshers Days

Well, it's offical.  The year newbies at Landhale College are now year twelves. 

Yesterday and today were spent doing a variety of team builiding, welcome to our college activities such as the Great Egg Drop.  And talking about letting things drop, Sasha let the identity of her brothers new girlfriend!  Yesterday, at lunch, Amrit, Sasha and Michaela were sitting at the dinner table when the bombshell was dropped, and it shook up Amrit's world.  Looks like someone has been discarded, like a used tampon.  The identity of Greg's new girlfriend is Anna Dicken, someone who is attend the same university as Greg and is in his History classes.

After this, Robby and Danny joined the table.  The conversation appeared to be taking a normal turn when all of a sudden their table had an uninvited visitor.  A mousey brown haired guy approached the table and asked to sit down with them.  Michaela shot him the flithiest of looks and told him never to approach her again.  What could this new comer have done to offend her quite so much?  Upon further enquiry I found out his name was Chris Twells and he had come from Murphy Comprehensive.  Chris plays guitar for a band called the Purple Monkeys, he's taking English, History, ICT and Business Studies and just made all the gossip news on the first day.

And today was Michaela's and Alexandra's first reunion since study leave started last year.  Michaela put on her warm smile, but Alexandra ignored her and carried on walking.  This angered Michaela, sending her a deep red which matched her fiery hair.  She just grabbed Alexandra's arm and pulled her round to face.  Michaela told her that unless Alexandra refused to accept her royalty, Alex would be destroyed.  Could Alex becoming a Queen Bee in her own geeky right?  Or will she back down to meet Michaela's demands?  Only time will tell.

So for bye for now.  This year is going to be interesting.
Yours,
xxx The Spiller xxx

Status Update

Oooh!  This little birdie has a new song to sing, Greg Wells just updated this facebook status.  He is currently "seeing somebody".  The name of this girl isn't specified, which just causes more intrigue.  I'm guessing maybe this badboy has finally noticed Amrit enough to develop some feelings - finally!  We've been waiting for this one for ages. 

Well done, Amrit, but for how long can you hold onto him?

Yours,
xxx The Spiller xxx

Robby Smith

A quick "before school starts" party was held today, according to a relible source.  The group included Sasha, Michaela, Robby, Danny and Amrit who all went to the Westfield Shopping Centre for a quick bite to eat at Pizzaria, followed by a stop at the Cine DeLux; nothing but the best for these friends.  Alexandra was  invited but declined.  Here's the catch, you don't decline an invitation to this group!  What is Alexandra thinking?

Too add this Alexandra's faux pas, Robby was seen on his way to the party going to Alexandra's house, and coming out of it only ten minutes later looking a little sorry for himself.  Did someone get rejected?!? 

Can I ask, seriously, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GIRL?!?!?!  Has she completely commited social suicide?  Something is bothering her, and I want know what; and then of course, you will know.

Yours,
xxx The Spiller xxx

Uni Seperation

Ooh, I've just heard that Greg Wells is going back for his second year at university on the 15th September.  How will Amrit cope with the seperation of her long time crush? 

Amrit was smitted by Sasha's older brother when she became friends with Sasha in year 10.  Most people can see her lust written clearly on face, despite her flat denials.  When Greg left sixth form last year to go to Leeds University, Amrit appeared to be moving on and even dated someone for a short period of time.  But apparently, she hasn't completely gotten over him. 

Sasha knows about Amrit's particularity to her brother, but does she know about what I saw?  Quick, someone ask her!  And also, how does Greg feel about Amrit?

More to come later, this could get interesting.

xxx The Spiller xxx

Pre-Term Catch Up

Hello, and welcome to my Blog, The Spill. I'm The Spiller, oh so originally named for spilling the beans on the gossip within my sixth form ;) Lucky for you, not so lucky for fellow students.

GCSE results have just come back, and I'm pleased to say I surpassed requirements to reenter my college, term starts on the 8th September. I have received word that numerous people have not met these high requirements and have been booted away. The "It" group at Landhale College has not received much of a bashing, but don't expect to see Melissa Halloway next year.

Now, the term hasn't even begun yet but the scandal has! It has been reported that Michaela Woodelle, who is as posh as her name sounds, has been caught by an anonymous tip-off in a slightly compromising position with a guy in Darley Park. We're not talking the full three courses yet, just a side order of hot sauce. Tut tut tut, Michaela, what will your loving Danny Rodgers think? Watch this space for more info. ;)

Next on the gossip scale is Alexandra Simpson's heart break recently. For those of you who don't know Alexandra, she is the shy, mousy girl who knows the answers to everything and will do your homework for you. This is her ticket to the inner circle of Landhale Society, but at the end of last term she was unceremoniously kicked out of said inner-circle, for holding a secret flame for Michaela's boyfriend. Will she be invited back by the fire, or left out in the snow? One insider says, "Michaela's thinking about forgiving her, as she's so useful as a run around girl. It's not like Alexandra is a real threat anyway." Maybe Alexandra has made real friends amongst this elite caste, but The Spiller doesn't think so. In a social group where everyone is about as deep as a puddle, I don't think she could have more than just Sasha Wells and on-(currently)off boyfriend, Robby Smith, as her friends in THAT particular group. Maybe if Sasha puts in a good word to the ring leader, Alexandra will be allowed to rejoin the gang.

And to all those who were invited to the GCSE Results Day Party at Sasha Wells' house, thank-you for trashing the place. I've heard from an inside source that your behaviour has now made her parents issue a lifetime ban on the mega-parties she used to host, as well as grounding her for at least a month. Truly, being 16 sucks. However, Kudos to the Jack Palfreyman who decided to mix whiskey, gin AND vodka in one glass, drink it and not puke up. If any of the readers managed to get any inside gossip on anyone at the party, feel free to email me at thespiller@yahoo.co.uk. I personally saw Amrit Mistry getting a little too close to an intoxicated Greg Wells and heading upstairs hand in hand. They weren't seen again for the rest of the evening. I'm not one to spread slander, but I don't think good girl Amrit was being so good.

Don't worry, I'm not forgetting the cronies:

• Melissa Halloway (who knows, maybe she'll stay in touch with the crowd. But I think that she will be out of mind and out of sight)
  
• Robby Smith (currently in Chicago with family)
  
• Danny Rodgers (Poor cuckold)
  
  
• And others...
  

Anyway, for now I'm going to leave this as it is. Remember to always let me know if you know something I don't, it's only right that you to your duty too.
For now,

xxx THE SPILLER xxx