Pre-Term Catch Up

Hello, and welcome to my Blog, The Spill. I'm The Spiller, oh so originally named for spilling the beans on the gossip within my sixth form ;) Lucky for you, not so lucky for fellow students.

GCSE results have just come back, and I'm pleased to say I surpassed requirements to reenter my college, term starts on the 8th September. I have received word that numerous people have not met these high requirements and have been booted away. The "It" group at Landhale College has not received much of a bashing, but don't expect to see Melissa Halloway next year.

Now, the term hasn't even begun yet but the scandal has! It has been reported that Michaela Woodelle, who is as posh as her name sounds, has been caught by an anonymous tip-off in a slightly compromising position with a guy in Darley Park. We're not talking the full three courses yet, just a side order of hot sauce. Tut tut tut, Michaela, what will your loving Danny Rodgers think? Watch this space for more info. ;)

Next on the gossip scale is Alexandra Simpson's heart break recently. For those of you who don't know Alexandra, she is the shy, mousy girl who knows the answers to everything and will do your homework for you. This is her ticket to the inner circle of Landhale Society, but at the end of last term she was unceremoniously kicked out of said inner-circle, for holding a secret flame for Michaela's boyfriend. Will she be invited back by the fire, or left out in the snow? One insider says, "Michaela's thinking about forgiving her, as she's so useful as a run around girl. It's not like Alexandra is a real threat anyway." Maybe Alexandra has made real friends amongst this elite caste, but The Spiller doesn't think so. In a social group where everyone is about as deep as a puddle, I don't think she could have more than just Sasha Wells and on-(currently)off boyfriend, Robby Smith, as her friends in THAT particular group. Maybe if Sasha puts in a good word to the ring leader, Alexandra will be allowed to rejoin the gang.

And to all those who were invited to the GCSE Results Day Party at Sasha Wells' house, thank-you for trashing the place. I've heard from an inside source that your behaviour has now made her parents issue a lifetime ban on the mega-parties she used to host, as well as grounding her for at least a month. Truly, being 16 sucks. However, Kudos to the Jack Palfreyman who decided to mix whiskey, gin AND vodka in one glass, drink it and not puke up. If any of the readers managed to get any inside gossip on anyone at the party, feel free to email me at thespiller@yahoo.co.uk. I personally saw Amrit Mistry getting a little too close to an intoxicated Greg Wells and heading upstairs hand in hand. They weren't seen again for the rest of the evening. I'm not one to spread slander, but I don't think good girl Amrit was being so good.

Don't worry, I'm not forgetting the cronies:

• Melissa Halloway (who knows, maybe she'll stay in touch with the crowd. But I think that she will be out of mind and out of sight)
  
• Robby Smith (currently in Chicago with family)
  
• Danny Rodgers (Poor cuckold)
  
  
• And others...
  

Anyway, for now I'm going to leave this as it is. Remember to always let me know if you know something I don't, it's only right that you to your duty too.
For now,

xxx THE SPILLER xxx