Wednesday, 23 September 2009

"Oh. My. God."

There are some times in a girls life she will always remember.  Her first kiss, her first time and the first time she hears some life altering gossip!  This is one of those times.  This is one of those moments when a girl drops everything she is holding and utters a heart felt, "Oh.  My.  God!"

Gather round people, this is jucier than the plum I ate for dinner. 


Amrit was overheard in the ladies today whispering to Sasha about a certain mistake which occurred with her friend's brother.  Sasha, a true Princess, took this with a certain amount of good grace which comes with her status, that is to say she squealed, "Oh.  My.  God!  You and my brother?"  Needless to say she was hastily shushed by a nearby Michaela.  Amrit then procedded to tell her that her period is late by about a week.  Sasha paled and asked what this meant. 


Well, little Sasha, when a girl has recently had sex and her period is late she is reduced to crying with her two friends in the girls bathroom, unaware that some people in the cubicles can still hear their drama, and worrying about a potential pregnancy.  Eventually, Sasha was informed of this knowledge and the three girls hastened to the nearest Boots store.  The results are currently unknown, but none of the girls returned to school to meet the rest of the It Crowd at the end of the day.  At the current moment, all extra-curricular social activites are on hiatus. 

Keep in touch, I will post as soon I as I know anything.
Yours,
xxxx The Spiller xxxx

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