We all have friends, don't we? At least those of us who have lives do... But Ashley is taking his new friendship with It girl Sasha a little too personally.
Those of you with eyes will have seem little Ashley, so called because of his short stature, following around Sasha constantly. When asked if they are a couple, Sasha simply blushes and Ashley smiles. So Sasha, is this your new choice?
Allow me to be frank; he is a four foot nine yu-gi-oh club member who thinks if he watches enough Anime he will become instantly cool. Yeah, maybe. In Japan. Also, this Ashley doesn't seem to have any other friends, and clearly got the sympathy vote from Sasha.
Word of advice: Sasha, kick the puppy.
Yours,
xxx The Spiller xxx
