Robby; A Lesson In Love <3

It looks like little Robby isn't letting his recent rejection get in his way of love.  No, no.  He's gone out and found himself a new girl.  Come, little new girl, take centre stage.  We're all dying to get to know you. 

Robby was seen yesterday asking out Frances Newberry.  Frances is new to the college this year, from a school no one knows and a place no one has been to.  That smells like my grandma's attempts at fish pie.  She's a tall, skinny, brunette with pretty brown eyes.  Maybe you've all seen her, but I don't think anyone was looking at her face.  She is known throughout the college as 'The One With The Legs', thanks to her marvelously short skirt.  Yes, she's that girl who we all think is a sket simply because we want to look like her.  And doesn't that make her a sket?  Throw in all the sickly puppy dog eyes the boys have been giving her, and there you have it.  Since arriving at Landhale she has already broken two simpering hearts. 

And this is who Robby is who Robby is dating?  Well, Good luck Robby-Boy, your gonna need it.  Don't get eaten alive by this man-eater.  And Frances, we'll be watching you like a hawk. 

Yours,
xxx The Spiller xxx